a bit about me: 10 things i can't do

• heights: not even the second level of the local mall

• crafty things: especially the kid-kind

• sit near anyone who is eating cereal: the simultaneous crunching and slurping make me shudder

• let someone else tell the story: if i was there, i have to tell it

• organization: it's laundry for a family of six that broke this camel's back

• early-to-bed: if the clock doesn't say 12, it's too early for me 

• early-to-rise: see above

• grade four math homework: what ever happened to memorizing?

• long chats on the phone: lost that skill when i discovered email

• sports: especially the ones where any kind of ball flies through the air